New Blog, new... well um, stuffs.

hi folks, it's me again... hide yo' wife, lock up your daughter
the funniest blogger (according to my mom) is back in the... rnet!
get it? in-the-rnet? it's a pun, was meant to be like the old sa... you know what? fuck it, it's not funny anymore.

anyway, gue bakal mulai menulis hal-hal random sekarang.

first, i write what i think, or want, or whatever fucking please me... it's also possibly means a ridiculously high amount of the word "fuck", lagian itu juga kata favorit gue. so if you like it, thanks dude! you're my bro now. if you don't, well... fuck you and your high expectation.

then, as you may notice, i write my blog mostly in english. it's not because i don't feel nationalist, although it's true i'm not the most nationalist guy on the planet, or even had any sense of nationalism! i write my blog in english to improve my english writing skill. and to look cool, USA (and most of english speaking country) rules baby. i was also hoping that my european friends to be able to read my blog, and hopefully, VERY hopefully, promote my blog to their friend, which in the desired case, a hot euro-babes, which would result in me getting laid, a perfect ending for my rather short-witted love story.

why blogspot when there's so much blogging service available in the internet? (no more pun this time)
well, my friends told me i should use tumblr. tapi pas gue ngeliat tumblr-tumblr swaggie kayak kushandlyrikz and friends, i was all like:

i was all like this

gue juga kurang suka make wordpress karena gue belom jadi dosen, dan blog gue sepertinya tidak sebegitu mengedukasinya. jadi tolong jangan mengecap gue sebagai hipster karena gue make blogspot.

okay, i think that's all for the first post. i don't want to scare potential reader, am i? so good night, sleep tight, and have a sweet dream. and desi? PICK UP MY PHONECALL!!!!